Are you hosting a Super Bowl party Sunday? If so, we can help make sure it rocks with this list of The Top Tips for Hosting an Epic Super Bowl Party.
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Declutter your house . . . by sending your wife to her sister’s place.
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Load up the snack bowls with chips, salsa, and chicken wings . . . and load up the bathroom with Febreze.
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Have a variety of chips. Potato, tortilla . . . and Larry Wilcox
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Install a metal detector in your front door in case any Oakland Raider fans show up.
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Wear something that will make everyone laugh. Like a funny hat, novelty glasses, or Jacksonville Jaguars jersey.
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Play a drinking game where you take a shot every time the Patriots cheat.
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Be sure to engage your guests in a lengthy discussion about players kneeling during the national anthem. Because no one could possibly get sick of that topic!
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Take away keys from anyone who’s had too much to drink . . . and also from that weird couple trying to swing with everyone.
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Remember how much fun your Pro Bowl party was last week? Just replicate that!
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Invite a bunch of women. And by women, we mean strippers.