Signs You’re Obsessed with the Super Bowl


  • You’re considering cheekbone implants to make you look like Tom Brady

  • You programmed five DVR’s in case the other four malfunction

  • When your sister announced she was getting married, you dumped a bucket of Gatorade over her head

  • You gave yourself a concussion to better relate to the players

  • You got a Jim Nance tattoo on your inner thigh

  • You’ve done extensive Google searches on all the groundskeepers

  • You stop strangers on the street to inform them that Sean McVay is the youngest Super Bowl coach in history

  • You’re willing to sit through a Maroon 5 performance