Signs You Might Need Anger Management

 

  • The very idea of it infuriates you

  • A friend suggested anger management and you attacked him with a folding chair

  • You’ve been thrown off of 4Chan for being too extreme

  • You spend a lot of time shaking your fist at passing clouds

  • Your blood pressure is 560 over 90

  • Even your apologies are full of threats

  • You appear in multiple Internet memes titled “Check out this lunatic…”

  • You scream at the TV. . .even when it’s off

  • Most of your phone contacts are bail bondsmen

  • You’ve been banned from social media so many times you’ve run out of aliases

  • Your Yelp reviews have been tagged as hate speech

  • You’re known as “The Angry Baldwin”