Things You Don’t Want to Hear When Getting a Flu Shot

 

  • One of these days, I’m going to have to get a fresh needle

  • When I’m done here, I’ll explain the side effects

  • Oh, wait, you wanted the ANTI-flu shot?

  • If you’re interested, I’ve figured a way to administer this rectally

  • We’re out of flu shots, so I’m going to have a sick patient tongue kiss you

  • You should probably see a real doctor after this

  • Hey, I’m going to inject you while taking the “Bird Box Challenge!”

  • You’re not a cop are you?

  • Slip me a twenty and I’ll make sure this doesn’t hurt

  • Wow, you’re shaking almost as much as I am

  • I always forget which end of the syringe is the sharp one

  • If you have anything to say, better say it now

  • OWW! Dammit, not again!!