Signs You’re at a Really Bad New Year’s Eve Party

 

  • You start counting down to the New Year the moment you get there

  • It’s where Kathy Griffin ended up

  • It’s just you and your housecats… again

  • You keep blowing a noisemaker to drown out the conversation

  • You actually envy the idiots freezing to death in Times Square

  • It’s held in the basement of a Chili’s

  • There’s a kid’s table

  • It’s an AA meeting gone terribly wrong

  • Your host for the evening? Les Moonves

  • Somebody keeps yelling, “Turn on Dick Clark!”