Signs You Had a Bad Holiday Season

 

  • Your family hates your gifts so much, they make you return them

  • Your caroling group just replaced you with Sammy Hagar

  • You were recently visited by 3 spirits

  • Your heart just shrank another two sizes

  • All Santa left you was a “failure to deliver” notice

  • Your fiancee’ ran off with a dreidel salesman

  • You found out (the hard way) that you’re allergic to sugar plums

  • When you asked your kids what they wanted, they said “a sober dad”

  • You’re really looking forward to going back to work!