Rejected Slogans for the KFC Chicken-Scented Fire Log


  • Throw another drumstick on the fire!

  • Like standing by the exhaust fan of a KFC kitchen

  • Somewhere, the Colonel is laughing at you

  • Make your home smell like a deep fryer!

  • Mouthwatering AND inedible!

  • It’s finger-burning good!

  • Crack a window already

  • Like a fire in a chicken coop

  • Yule” buy any dumb-ass thing!