Signs Your Wife is Fooling Around with Santa Claus

 

  • The only time she’s ever free is Christmas Eve

  • You come home early and find a sleigh in the driveway

  • She’s up ’til all hours preparing cookies and milk

  • She wants you to dress in an ermine-trimmed red outfit in bed

  • Some guy named “Kris” keeps calling the house and hanging up

  • The woman absolutely reeks of figgy pudding

  • You found a hotel key from the “North Pole Ramada”

  • She suddenly knows more about reindeer than a game warden

  • She asks how much it would cost to widen the chimney

  • You just found a drawer full of letters FROM Santa