Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Christmas Carolers

  • Hey, did I just hear a request for an encore?

  • To get you in a festive mood, here’s a medley of favorites from Nickelback

  • Can we put you on our email list?

  • A hundred bucks will make us go away until next year

  • I think our dog just threw up on your porch

  • Seriously, we’re not leaving until we get some figgy pudding

  • And now, a special hip-hop version of the “Little Drummer Boy”

  • You may remember this one from the department store PA system

  • Can all of us use your bathroom?