Signs You’re Already Sick of the Holidays

  

  • You keep the junk mail and throw out the Christmas cards

  • You don’t even bother to pull the tinsel out of your dog’s behind

  • You dumped boiling eggnog on a group of carolers

  • You’ve been told to expect visits from 3 different ghosts

  • You just had the fireplace sealed up

  • The only holiday movie you can stand to watch is Die Hard

  • You spent all day tearing the heads off gingerbread men

  • You had Santa arrested for breaking and entering

  • You’re trying to return gifts while they’re still wrapped

  • You hung the mistletoe over your butt