Rejected Golden Globes Categories

  • Most Passable Actor in a Motion Picture

  • Best Romantic Comedy You Only Sat Through to Score Points with the Wife

  • Best Non-Dick Cheney-Related Performance

  • Most Unoriginal Song

  • Best Drama That’s Incorrectly Categorized as a Comedy

  • Best Role That Would Have Gone to Meryl Streep If She Wanted It

  • Best TV Series You DVR-ed but Never Got Around to

  • Best Motion Picture Your Parents Would HATE

  • Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series, TV Movie or Sex Tape

  • Best Seat Filler