Signs You’ve Hired a Bad Department Store Santa

 

  • He demands to know if there’s a background check

  • He claims he’s been clean and sober for over six hours

  • Keeps referring to the Santa costume as his “disguise”

  • He refuses to work with children

  • Insists on no photos or videos!

  • He’s bilingual, but the two languages are Welsh and Navajo

  • He takes one look at the costume and announces that he’s “going commando”

  • His fake beard fails to cover his facial tats

  • Keeps inviting kids’ moms to “explore the North Pole”

  • He reeks of cheap hooch and eggnog

  • He keeps asking who this “Santa” guy is