Signs You’re Watching a Lame Rocky Movie

 

  • This one stars Frank Stallone

  • Rocky takes on a boxing kangaroo

  • Sly manages to work Rambo into this one

  • They’ve built an animatronic Burgess Meredith

  • Rocky now has to walk up the stairs in Philadelphia

  • It’s a lavish Bollywood musical

  • Rocky’s latest opponent: an 11-year-old Girl Scout

  • This one’s about chess

  • For some reason, Madea shows up

  • It’s just flashbacks from previous Rocky movies