Grinch Pickup Lines

  • Ever make it with a green guy?

  • I’m really Benedict Cumberbatch! Seriously, listen to my voice!

  • Can I buy you some roast beast?

  • This is my dog, Max-chicks love dogs, right?

  • Hey, baby-want to see my pantooka?

  • Dahoo dores…whatever the hell that means

  • Perhaps you recognize me from multiple remakes

  • I can be a mean one, if that’s what you’re into

  • So, you come to Whoville often?

  • My heart isn’t the only thing that can grow three sizes

  • How about you and I make a little NOISE! NOISE! NOISE?

  • I have a wonderful, awful idea…