Official Duties of People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Idris Elba may not be the next James Bond – but he’s People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” this year.  So what does that entail?

  • Hook up with sexiest woman alive to create new breed of super hotties

  • Battle to the death with Us magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

  • Function as goodwill ambassador to ugly people

  • Try not to end up like Mel Gibson and ruin it for everyone

  • Just stand there looking like that, stud!

  • Award scholarships to especially hot students

  • Function as subject of late night monologue jokes

  • Ride the bus just to blow people’s minds

  • Briefly prod thousands of lazy guys to back to the gym

  • Provide fantasy fodder to Jeanine in accounting