Ways Mickey Mouse Plans to Celebrate His 90th Birthday

  • Carefully avoiding mousetraps-hey, there’s a reason he made it to 90

  • Running through mazes-all rodents love it!

  • Laying a wreath at the tomb/freezer of Uncle Walt

  • Spreading the bubonic plague bacillus

  • Extracting loyalty oaths from Mousketeers

  • Watching Steamboat Willie and mourning his lost youth

  • Taking congratulatory calls from heads of state

  • Lording it over Donald Duck again

  • Railing about Chinese knockoff versions of his merch

  • Opening presents by gnawing through the gift boxes

  • Quiet cheese dinner with Minnie