Overheard at the Harry Houdini Seance


  • Who brought the Magic 8 Ball?

  • Your call cannot be placed as dialed, please check the number and dial again

  • Wait, I think I see the problem-we misspelled Houdini

  • You’re late-he’s already been here and left

  • While we’re at it, can we try to contact my turtle who died when I was in 3rd grade?

  • We seem to have contacted the Harry Houdini who was a bricklayer in Baltimore

  • Hang on, I think I got his machine

  • Ask him if he knows who’s going to win the Super Bowl this year

  • While you’re at it, see if you can bring back Megyn Kelly’s career