Things You Don’t Want to Hear from a Trick or Treater

Things You Don’t Want to Hear from a Trick or Treater

  • You’re not a cop, are you?

  • Fill up the bag and nobody gets hurt

  • You’ll give me three Milky Ways, unless you want your wife to find out about your porn habits

  • I know where you live now

  • Candy corn? Got any healthier alternatives?

  • We can do this the easy way, or the hard way

  • Nice house… be a shame if anything happened to it

  • Hide me!

  • I just threw up in your begonias

  • If I see any Necco wafers, things are going to get ugly