Signs You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat

 

  • Your trick or treat bag is knock-off Gucci

  • You ask homeowners if you can come inside for little while to take a load off

  • You’re dressed as the “assistant head of accounts payable,” which is your actual job title

  • You’re not scoring much candy, and your hip is killing you

  • Several people recognized you as their mailman

  • You have to hide all your candy from your grandkids

  • You’re going door-to-door on a motorized Rascal scooter

  • You yelled, “BOO!” and threw out your back

  • You just wish somebody would toss a roll of Tums in your bag

  • While you’re trick or treating, you’re DVR-ing Wheel of Fortune