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Your trick or treat bag is knock-off Gucci
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You ask homeowners if you can come inside for little while to take a load off
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You’re dressed as the “assistant head of accounts payable,” which is your actual job title
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You’re not scoring much candy, and your hip is killing you
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Several people recognized you as their mailman
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You have to hide all your candy from your grandkids
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You’re going door-to-door on a motorized Rascal scooter
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You yelled, “BOO!” and threw out your back
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You just wish somebody would toss a roll of Tums in your bag
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While you’re trick or treating, youre DVR-ing Wheel of Fortune