The first game of the World Series was last night. If you just yawned, you’ll appreciate this list of The Top Reasons You Don’t Care About the World Series.
- You’re already worried about that refugee caravan . . . so why cheer on a bunch of South Americans who are already here?
- You prefer Ambien, because not only does it give you a better sleep, but you can blame your racism on it.
- Dude, Season 2 of “Making a Murderer” is here!
- Because you’re a middle-aged single woman . . . and it’s not on the Hallmark Channel.
- You’re trying to get your mind off of politics . . . but when you hear the word “dodger” . . . you automatically think of Trump.
- You’re just not invested if it’s not hosted by Tom Bergeron.
- If you want to watch a bunch of guys do nothing for hours at a time, you’ll turn on C-SPAN.
- You hate America, so your favorite sport is soccer.
- You’re under the age of 70.
- Duh! It’s hockey Season!