Reasons You Don’t Care About The World Series

The first game of the World Series was last night. If you just yawned, you’ll appreciate this list of The Top Reasons You Don’t Care About the World Series.

  • You’re already worried about that refugee caravan . . . so why cheer on a bunch of South Americans who are already here?
  • You prefer Ambien, because not only does it give you a better sleep, but you can blame your racism on it.
  • Dude, Season 2 of “Making a Murderer” is here!
  • Because you’re a middle-aged single woman . . . and it’s not on the Hallmark Channel.
  • You’re trying to get your mind off of politics . . . but when you hear the word “dodger” . . . you automatically think of Trump.
  • You’re just not invested if it’s not hosted by Tom Bergeron.
  • If you want to watch a bunch of guys do nothing for hours at a time, you’ll turn on C-SPAN.
  • You hate America, so your favorite sport is soccer.
  • You’re under the age of 70.
  • Duh!¬† It’s hockey Season!