FAQ about the Titanic II

First things first-just how many lifeboats are there?

Serious question: Will my heart go on?

You’ll have somebody whose only job is to look out for icebergs, right?

Can you promise that James Cameron won’t be involved?

Any plans for a Hindenburg II?

If we sink, is it possible to get TWO people onto that floating wooden door?

How much for steerage?

Uh-any lessons learned on the first go ’round?

Could we be followed by a rescue ship, at least on the first run?

Will the Wi-Fi be better than it was in 1912?

WHY?