Signs You’re at a Bad Haunted House Attraction


  • One of the ghost’s cell phones is ringing

  •  The spookiest building they could find was an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese

  • You recognize the guy from the Shamwow commercials

  • They can’t afford a fog machine so some dude blows cigar smoke in your face

  • You’re escorted through the house by a Century 21 agent

  • The scariest feature in the whole house is shower mildew

  • You’re so bored you resort to checking your email

  • It’s already being transitioned into Santa’s Workshop for Christmas

  • That’s not the Grim Reaper; it’s Larry King!