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I’m just here to forget Han Solo
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I wanted to see if Marvel could get DC-level bad
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What can I say? He reminds me of my ex
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I just come for the post-credits scenes
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My cousin plays Horrified Onlooker #26!
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Wait, this isn’t the movie with Lady Gaga?
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I couldn’t wait two weeks until it shows up on pay-per-view
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I’ve loved all of Charles Dickens’ novels
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The critics had me at “loud and stupid”