Signs You’re Not Going to Win a Nobel Prize

 

  • You forgot to mail back the contest entry form

  • You think it’s a scratch-off game

  • Right now you’re concentrating on getting that GED

  • You failed to make the cut at the 8th grade science fair

  • You can’t spell “Physics,” “Chemistry,” or “Peace”

  • You ain’t so big on “book learnin’”

  • You had to call 911 when you got your head caught in a bucket

  • You got through college on an arm-wrestling scholarship

  • You we’re nominated by the guys on your bowling team

  • You’re a little vague on what a Nobel Prize is