Benefits Of Working At Home

Since this is National Work from Home Week, it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Benefits of Working at Home.

  • You never have to ask who farted.
  • You can totally use the work computer for Facebook and porn.
  • Having your own bathroom means you can eat Taco Bell three times a day.
  • It’s not like you’re gonna report YOURSELF for sexual harassment.
  • You can have a three-martini lunch every day! As well as a three-martini morning coffee break!
  • You can appoint your dog vice president, and even give him a little laptop squeaky toy.
  • You don’t get trapped in stupid water cooler conversations about Brett Kavanaugh.
  • It gives you a legit reason to ignore your husband and kids.
  • You can microwave as much salmon as you want without it leading to a meeting with HR.
  • By not making a daily stop at Starbucks on the way to the office . . . you can avoid filing for bankruptcy.
  • There’s nobody around to tell you how much you suck. Unless you’re married. Then, never mind.
  • Being able to make your own schedule leaves plenty of time to work on your “Game of Thrones” fan fiction while sadly wondering why you’re still single.