Signs You’ve Eaten Too Many Flaming Hot Cheetos 

  • Your gas could power a propane grill

  • You pray you’re having a heart attack because that would be less painful

  • Your lower intestine has gone on strike

  • They’re reviving the show Intervention just for you

  • Kissing you on the lips counts as 1,000 calories

  • You belched and a bird fell out of the sky

  • You have a burning sensation in your burning sensation

  • Your gastroenterologist turned off the lights in his office and pretended he wasn’t in

  • You’re drinking hot sauce to cool down