Signs You’re at a Bad Oktoberfest Celebration

 

  • Two words: No Beer

  • People are vomiting in advance

  • It’s taking place in April

  • Nobody looks at you funny if you order an appletini

  • It’s for kids 12 and under

  • It’s being held in Munich, Bolivia

  • Heavy AA presence

  • People are wearing butt-less lederhosen

  • Four letters: BYOB