Rejected Names for the KISS Farewell Tour

 KISS announced their farewell tour – bringing the curtain down on their five-decade-long career. KISS – formed 45 years ago – made the announcement during an appearance on America’s Got Talent and on their own social media accounts.

  • Because They Don’t Make Orthopedic Platform Boots

  • Alive! Barely!

  • Don’t Worry; We’ll Still Be Jerks on Social Media

  • Frankly We’re Shocked Anyone Is Still Listening

  • No Tongue!

  • Get Me Out of This Ridiculous Outfit!

  • Hard to Apply Makeup on Wrinkled Faces

  • Better Late Than Never!

  • KISS Our Butts Goodbye!