Overheard at the Emmy Awards


  • Let me in-I know Emmy personally!

  • Wait, is this going to be on TV?

  • Hey, aren’t you that actor from that show?

  • OK, I’m starting to get the message that I should break down and order Netflix

  • What do I know? I thought EGOT was some kind of lizard

  • My job is to fact-check the “In Memoriam” section

  • Dude, get your hands out of my goody bag

  • I’ll give an Emmy to anyone who can explain the plot of Westworld to me

  • I’m just here to watch Tom Arnold and Mark Burnett fight