Signs You’re Watching a Bad Predator Movie

 

  • Two words: Laugh track

  • It’s all about Bill Cosby

  • It makes you long for the narrative complexity of the original Predator

  •  The Predator is played by Michael Cera

  • It reunites the cast from The Goonies

  • You miss the acting chops of Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • At a certain point, the theater manager comes in to assure everyone it’s almost over

  • It’s advertised as being “from the makers of Paddington”

  • For some reason, it’s set in Narnia