Ways to Make the Emmys More Exciting

 

  • Instead of having winners come to the podium, fire their award out of a t-shirt cannon

  • Permanent host: Roseanne Barr

  • Winners returning to their seats have to wrestle a seat-filler for it

  • Sharknado gets its own category

  • Just for fun, have Kanye present every award

  • Let people bring their dogs!

  • Load up on that green slime stuff from the Kids Choice Awards

  • Invite Gary Busey and just let him improvise

  • Two words: mosh pit

  • Losers get booted out of show biz for good