Signs You’re Watching a Bad Halloween Movie

 

  • The slasher’s name is Skip

  • Soundtrack by ABBA

  • The killer turns out to be Paul Blart, Mall Cop

  • It’s part of the Paddington the Bear franchise

  • You’re on the edge of your seat but only because you’re ready to leave

  • Uses the same choreographer as La La Land

  • Jamie Lee Curtis is wearing a mask-to conceal her involvement

  • This time, serial killer Michael Myers is played by Mike Myers

  • You can’t be sure at the end if this franchise is really dead

  • Mr. Bean cameo is totally wasted