Least Popular Back-to-School Supplies

 

  • Slide rules, whatever those are

  • Easy-tear “wedgie proof” underwear

  • Heavily discounted Solo lunchbox

  • Hopelessly Uncool” brand clothes and accessories

  • Elmer’s Glue Snack-Pack

  • Kick Me” emblazoned backpacks

  • Lil’ Hipster avocado toast Lunchables

  • OCD Ultra-Organizer and Minute-to-Minute Planner

  • Anything your mom thinks is “cute”

  • Chick-Magnet” brand pocket protectors

  • One-ring binders