Overheard at the Neil Young-Daryl Hannah Wedding

 

  • I still resent him for being so mean to Alabama

  • Hey! She’s not a REAL mermaid!

  • Why is this a secret? I wouldn’t have recognized either of them!

  • Hey, isn’t that the chick from Kill Bill?

  • I guess the “something old” at this wedding is the groom

  • Whew! I thought Neil Young was marrying Darrell Hammond!

  • Wow, “Rockin’ in the Free World” sounds great on a harp

  • No, Mr. Crosby, the bride does NOT want your sperm

  • After this, I’m going to the wedding of Graham Nash and Patricia Arquette

  • Doesn’t this guy get dressed up for anything?