- Women are willingly going up to Harvey Weinstein’s hotel room for the air conditioning.
- Refugees are flagging down ICE, just on the off chance they have some.
- Al Gore launches a nationwide “I Told You So” tour.
- Washington D.C. residents try to cool down by standing in the chilly air between Donald and Melania Trump.
- Betty White can’t stop reminiscing about the Ice Age.
- Bravo now airs “The Real Puddles of Beverly Hills”.
- Chelsea Handler’s face looks a little more like a melting candle than usual.
- People are pretending to be possessed, just so a priest will douse them with holy water.