Signs It’s Too Hot

  • Women are willingly going up to Harvey Weinstein’s hotel room for the air conditioning.
  • Refugees are flagging down ICE, just on the off chance they have some.
  • Al Gore launches a nationwide “I Told You So” tour.
  • Washington D.C. residents try to cool down by standing in the chilly air between Donald and Melania Trump.
  • Betty White can’t stop reminiscing about the Ice Age.
  • Bravo now airs “The Real Puddles of Beverly Hills”.
  • Chelsea Handler’s face looks a little more like a melting candle than usual.
  • People are pretending to be possessed, just so a priest will douse them with holy water.