Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Disney World

 

  • Repeatedly pointing out that Donald Duck isn’t wearing pants

  • Conducting your own investigation into the frozen corpse of Uncle Walt

  • Leering at Snow White

  • Singing along to “It’s a Small World” at the top of your lungs

  • Trying to buy weed from Goofy

  • Visiting the Hall of Presidents and yelling, “duck!” at Lincoln

  • Attempting to unmask park characters-especially the ones not wearing a mask

  • Screaming in terror on the Teacup ride

  • Asking if there’s a “Sexual Fantasyland”

  • Demanding to know where Bugs Bunny is