Ways to Make Pre-Season Football More Exciting

 

  • Replace tackling with WWE-style scissors kick

  • Throw in a few tightly choreographed musical numbers

  • Introduce pointed helmets, like WWI Germans

  • Two words: Naked kickoffs

  • Replace referees with out-of-work Elvis impersonators

  •  Randomly turn off stadium lights at key moments

  • Try to work in a murder mystery??

  • Dress players in cool costumes, like in Warcraft

  • Three Stooges-style pie fight?