Things Elvis Would Say If He Were Alive Today

 

  • Waitress, more mayonnaise, please
  • Do you carry capes in an XXXL?
  • Which one do you prefer-young Elvis, old Elvis, or really old Elvis?
  • Tell that Bieber punk to quit doing my lip curl thing
  • Time to make another crappy movie!
  • Love me tender… no, really, take it easy, my back is killing me
  • Gee, I wonder if Sam Smith likes my music
  • The View is on again! Somebody get my pistol!
  • How did I wind up owing the Colonel money?
  • Can I get that deep-fried?