Signs Your Summer Fling is Over

 

  • Two words: Restraining order

  • They’re still going out with you, but now they’re charging by the hour

  • They’re trying to pretend they don’t speak English

  • They just got 8-to-10 with no opportunity for parole

  • When they’re out with friends and see you, they point and yell, “That’s the guy!”

  • They tell you they want to see other people… ANY other people

  • Two more words: Warning shots

  • They greet you with the words, “And you are??”

  • They’ve tried several times to exit your car while it’s in motion

  • They blink Morse code distress signals to the waiter