Rejected Tag Lines of the Charlie’s Angels Reboot

  • See it before it becomes a bad Broadway musical!

  • Your chance to forget Full Throttle

  • Rosanne Barr wasn’t involved in any way

  • Watch the movie and we won’t reboot the series

  • Now with less Cameron Diaz!

  • A bad idea that just keeps happening

  • This all started with a poster of Farrah Fawcett

  • The funny parts are intentional, we swear

  • Aaron Spelling’s most toxic legacy…not counting Tori

  • Trashy, mindless and escapist…you’re welcome!

  • You paid to see Skyscraper! You’re to give us crap about this?