Overheard at Mick Jagger’s 75th Birthday Party

 

  • Dude, if you can’t get no Satisfaction by now, it’s not going to happen

  • Start me up! No, seriously-go get the defibrillator!

  • He’s just mad that Paul McCartney made it to 75 before him

  • It’s been over 40 years-can you stop calling Ronnie Wood “the new guy”?

  • Whose idea was it hire Hell’s Angels as security AGAIN?

  • Does he have to say, “You can’t always get what you want” after every gift he opens?

  • Yes, yes, you’re Jumping Jack Flash. Just blow out the candles, Grampa

  • For a second I thought this was a kids’ party, then I realized those were wives and girlfriends

  • He’ll always look young standing next to Keith