Surprises in the Mamma Mia! Sequel

 

  • After a while, you just become numb to all the blood
  • Meryl Streep attempts a really bad Pakistani accent
  • You’d think they’d have some ABBA songs, but no!
  • Convoluted time-travel plot makes it all but impossible to understand
  • Surprise appearance of Aquaman seems forced
  • With the magic of CGI, parts of Cher’s face actually move
  • Climactic battle scene used over 13,000 extras in full armor
  • Producers avoided an “R” rating by cutting parts of the orgy scene
  • In a surprise casting, young James Brolin is played by Idris Elba
  • At less than two hours, it still feels like the longest movie ever made