Overheard at Comic-Con 2018

  • I’m Marvel – I don’t talk to DC people

  • Someday, I want to meet a girl who’s not in a costume

  • You’re standing on my tail

  • I’m a Pokemon character they haven’t thought of yet

  • What is this “real world” of which you speak?

  • They really gave me a hard time at the airport over my Wakandan passport

  • Hey, I just got to meet the gaffer on Ant Man!

  • If all of these people are here right now… then who’s trolling the Internet?

  • You can register to vote here, but only for the Imperial Galactic Senate

  • Is it bad that I can go as Jabba the Hutt with minimal costuming?

  • Oh God-I just realized I’ve wasted most of my life on this crap!