Signs Your Camp Counselor is Nuts 

  

  • They give you time out for cigarette breaks

  • They accuse you of trying to tunnel out

  • “Nature” lessons include “Butchering What You Kill”

  • All of their scary campfire stories involve Hillary Clinton

  • Three words: Lead-based Paintball

  • For archery, you’re divided into “archers” and “targets”

  • What’s with all the barbed wire?

  • First words out of their mouth: “Welcome to the Hunger Games!”

  • They seem to running a bookmaking operation on potato sack races

  • The Arts & Crafts project? Carving a pistol out of soap

  • “Storytime” is nothing more than them bragging about their sexual conquests