Overheard at the Running of the Bulls

 

  • What could possible go wrong?

  • I probably shouldn’t haven’t eaten a big meal right before this

  • I hear they back off if you punch them in the nose… or is that a shark?

  • Of course I’m drunk-why else would I be here? 

  • People have done stupider things, but most of them are dead

  • You’ll be hearing from my attorney!

  • You never feel so alive as when you’re bleeding to death 

  • Stop for a selfie!

  • We have something similar in America-it’s called Black Friday

  • Really? I have to sign a release?

  • Owwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!