Signs You’re At a Bad Nude Beach


  • It’s more like a city bus than a beach, actually

  • Some guy keeps offering to do charcoal sketches of your privates

  • There’s a beached whale onshore… oh, wait, not a beached whale

  • Even the seagulls are averting their eyes

  • What’s with all the pointing and giggling?

  • Some drunk guy keeps yelling “Swordfight!”

  • Whose idea was the parasailing?

  • There’s a real 70’s vibe when it comes to “personal grooming”

  • You’re the only one there who’s naked