Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Shakespeare in the Park

 

  • Two words: Codpiece malfunction

  • Waving a lit cigarette lighter and yelling “Free Bird!”

  • Operating a power mower

  • Attempting to get a better view by scaling Juliet’s balcony

  • Starting “The Wave”

  • Flashing your boobs and referring to them as “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern”

  • Demanding to know “Who wrote this crap?”

  • Shouting, “That’s not how Coriolanus would talk!”

  • Consorting with slatternly wenches

  • Openly rooting for Richard III