Most Frequently Returned Father’s Day Gifts

  • Coffee mug with typo that reads “World’s Greatest Dud”

  • Cleveland Cavaliers World Champion hoodie

  • Weightwatchers membership

  • 7-11 beef jerky that screams “last minute gift”

  • One-way ticket to Palookaville

  • Bottle of Chivas Regal with two-thirds consumed

  • Ketchup packets

  • Potted plant taken from dad’s own front porch

  • Not just socks, USED socks

  • Crayon drawing from 32-year-old son

  • Thrift shop bowling trophy from 1986