Signs Dennis Rodman Is Losing His Mind

  • Has started piercing his face with fishing lures

  • Kanye is worried about him

  • His monologues have gone from “rambling” to “disjointed”

  • He’s running a cheap roadside motel, dressed as his own mother

  • Suddenly gets everything Randy Quaid has been saying

  • He’s all in on the Bitcoin!

  • Loved the Han Solo movie

  • Has been kicked out of Fleetwood Mac and he wasn’t even in it

  • Is officially cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

  • Gary Busey just organized an intervention

  • Three words: He’s Dennis Rodman