Little Known Facts about the Donald Trump/Kim Jong Un Summit

 

  • It’s actually best-out-of-seven

  • They’ve done away with the swimsuit competition

  • A small fortune has been spent on Big Macs and kimchee

  • Loser flies home with Dennis Rodman

  • Trump will have the words “North Korea bad, South Korea good” written on his hand

  • There will be frequent karaoke breaks

  • Experts predict at least one Three Stooges-style pie fight

  • Trump plans on finishing off Kim with his patented “Sleeper Hold”

  • Most major decisions to be made using a Ouija board

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